Legendary!

Okay so it was an interesting night at work last night. What did i learn? Im awesome for getting revenge on a prank..lol. And i did it very well. Im very sarcastic and i guess its missed alot in text messages but anyone who knows me knows i love joking around..lol. So ill set you up for this. I get told while at work by a co-worker that there was something outside that i need to look at. Well i go outside and someone had toilet papered my car. So i think about it, and i narrowed it down to one person, the person who was supposedly pulling a prank on someone else that night. So after i figured out that it was one of my friends friend that i know, here's the conversation that occurs. And i just kept turning up the sarcasm as the girl didn't know that i was joking..lol. Its quite funny. And a nice way for revenge on a prank..lol.


Text Message:
Girl: Can i tell you something and you not be mad at me because i had no idea it went down?

Me: Wait whats up?

Girl: Uhm we met up at emagine and they asked (meaning her friends) what kind of car u drove.I said i think its blue thats all i remember. And i just got a text that said "haha we TP'ed him".

Girl: And im pissed because that shit had nothing to do with me. Ill pay for your car to have it washed, if they did and im sorry.

Me: Oh that was you guys? I guess they got it all on camera and i guess the managers called the cops. They tried to get the security guard but he was busy.

Girl: ....?

Girl: That wasn't me. That was my friends. Yikes. Im so sorry.

Me: Its cool just the cops i guess are still pressing charges, i guess theyre sick of this stuff happening in this area.

Girl: OMFG r u serious? Im really sry. Are you pissed at me?

Me: Yeah i guess it happens alot thats why we got the cameras out in back now. And im not pissed, i guess the cops are though, they said its like a $500 fine and up to like 90 days in jail.

Girl: OMFG

Me: Yea i didnt even know its that severe.

Girl: OMFG. Rob saras brother was driving my car to get saras car. And i was throwing up at a gas station. They asked and asked what color your car was and didnt tell me till i got home. Idk if they were in my car or not.

Me: Idk they were out there fingerprinting my car and they told since emagine lies on the county line between westland and canton that since then it happened in two districts i guess its technically a felony.

(this is where i started to feel bad, but everything was fine. But still Payback..lol.)

Girl: Im bout to have a panic attack.

Girl: Omg, did they get any faces?

Me: Idk i guess there looking at the camera now. They wanna like toe my car to like a forensic lab and get it checked out.

Girl: Omg Rob im so soooo sorry.

Girl: I spoke with my mom and she used to be a cop. They cant press charges unless you want them to but thats up to you.

Me: I did press charges because I didnt know who did it at first. I thought so too, but wow i guess they just found a dead body behind emagine, i guess it was wrapped in the same toilet paper as the kind that was on my car. I guess the cops think it might be linked.

Girl: Tell the you know who did your car. And it was supposed to be a funny joke. This isnt cool at all. WTF dead body?

Girl: Rob please tell me your F***ing with me cause i wanna throw up.

Me: LLLLLLLMMMMFFFFAAAAAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sorry yea i made up the whole thing. I saw my car like 20mins before you texted me. I Couldnt help it. LMAO.


ITS GONNA BE LEGENDARY!



Who? Rob Jones